Now we are 5

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

over and out

12 days over.......patience is shit
cant talk to anyone without getting pissed off
the children wind me up
I go in tonight
really scared

Friday, January 12, 2007


I am classed as now


This is term + one day. They tend to only let you go up to 10 days overdue.....unless ure an awkward bitch like me and argue with the consultant. If baby doesn't come......then its hospital...hooked up to artificial labour inducing hormones....which don't fucking stop until there is a result. Looking forward to that .....NOT

Hopefully will decide that Mummy really has had enough this year with one thing and another and come in the next few days. A nice 2 or 3 hour labour with minimal pain relief......a healthy baby .....a tired but happy mummy and girly bits that don't resemble a wind-sock.

Please......its not like I'm asking for MUCH

Monday, January 01, 2007



How many days left.......just a few ........crikey!!!

Now they tell me the baby is breech again........fucks sake ....scan due on thursday ........

Monday, December 18, 2006

fate ?

fucking anaemia
fucking group B strep

fucking bastard obstacles

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

pain clinic

went to acupuncture last week.......check me out and my homeopathic treatment.

Needles in my shins.........knees ...inside of ankles and wrists. All energy and digestion related.....Made me sweat like a caged PIG when she was hammering them in but then "we" relaxed and listened to the pan pipes version of "Lady in Red" ......and "I Wanna Know What Love Is?".

Pan pipe rock ballads ....... the smell of olbas oil........the bubbling of a fish tank in the background and books and books and books I would love to sit crosslegged on the floor at look through.

Next appt is on the 12th.

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

in the rib CAGE

baby isnt breech any more

its head down and super active so in all likelihood could be the wrong way round at least 5 x before i pop.

chatted with a woman who was suffering with a broken rib ...caused by foetal kicking last pain relief ...too early for a section

just grin and bear it love

GBH in utero

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

best laid plans

Baby is breech

This isnt much of a problem at 31 weeks but might SUCK at 39 weeks.

So i have another appt in 3 weeks and if we are still the wrong way round for outies then i guess my fucking homebirth plan is OUT and we head into c/section territory...

Oh yeah ...midwife thinks i am quite MAD .......after i mentioned the clicking thing ...