overdue

I am classed as now

40+1......

This is term + one day. They tend to only let you go up to 10 days overdue.....unless ure an awkward bitch like me and argue with the consultant. If baby doesn't come......then its hospital...hooked up to artificial labour inducing hormones....which don't fucking stop until there is a result. Looking forward to that .....NOT

Hopefully .....baby will decide that Mummy really has had enough this year with one thing and another and come in the next few days. A nice 2 or 3 hour labour with minimal pain relief......a healthy baby .....a tired but happy mummy and girly bits that don't resemble a wind-sock.

Please......its not like I'm asking for MUCH