the baby can echo-locate

noticed recently when the baby is in one of its "why is this place so fucking snug" moods .......as it wriggles and stretches and presses and pushes and makes mummy go ...."FUCK!"

occasionally .....i hear the most strange noise.......a noise which comes from the baby ......S has heard it too....

The baby clicks..........

I'm having a dolphin..........

TATT

Hurrah

I finally have a diagnosis for my perpetual tiredness that I have been suffering with for the past x months.

Im officially anaemic.

That means I get to take iron tablets ...........hang on ( pp quickly leaves through contraindications of iron therapy ....)

Bollox!

last minute bitch

Went to an Aqua Natal class yesterday lunch on the advise of the old midwife ....

......its a good job its on a weekday and at lunch time cos ...JESUS ..its embarassing. Imagine getting a lenor bottle and using it as a float...can i have an ACTUAL swimming float please....fucks sake.

Apart from that incredibly cringeworthy moment it was a definate benefit for my poor 33yr old pelvis......

I ..however cancelled out the relaxing benefits of the class by ramming in a sandwich at 2pm cos i was bastard STARVING whilst driving across Blackpool to get back to work ........and i made myself sick.......

so.....i think more planning is required next time ....... me??.... plan???? ...shyuh!!

27 weeks

yeh...i fucking knows it

3 months to go !!!

inner city life

Just finished watching a teenage pregnancy documentary.

For FUCKS SAKE ......

15 yr old with triplets..........

Thats like a bastard nightmare at 33 ........3 kids at 15 .....

FUCK!

Witchin

when i laugh ...or sneeze

my belly button sticks out like a 3rd nipple

im officially a witch

get in !